weird stuff.

so it came out the other day that my friend's ex was named gladys, which i find to be wholly impossible. no one under the age of 75 can be named gladys, though he insists that she is in her twenties. also, you must knit and be involved in things like bake sales and have 37 grandchildren. dont believe me? google image search "glady". you'll come up with old white ladies and gladys knight. anyhow, long story short im pretty sure he's lying and is secretly a geriatrophile. this "young child" he says she has is clearly a grandchild she was awarded custody of after her wayward daughter checked into rehab for the twelfth time.

Also? pie crust makes stuff better.